The Anti Anti-Valentine

Hooray it's Valentines Day once again and to many it brings feelings of the love and happiness that is intended. You trade gifts go on this and celebrate your love and your lover. Then there are you other sad dick weasels... Those of you who feel it is your duty to stand up and shout the the fucking world "NO ONE WILL FUCK ME SO FUCK VALENTINES DAY!" And it's pathetic... You self involved, deluted, entitled, pieces of shit really need to sit down, shut up, stay off the internet, and get over yourselves. Stop trying to take a crap on people's happiness by forcing your retarded hatred for this holiday everywhere you go! We get it, your single and don't have anyone to spend today with and you shouldn't be forced to endure an endless parade of happy couples being lovey dovey and enjoying themselves while you wallow in lonesome misery... Oh wait... ITS A FUCKING HOLIDAY !!! If you don't like it don't leave the house! Oh but it's your "right" to shit on Valentines day. Fuck your rights and fuck you. Then it's my right to show up at your  "Anti-Valentines day uncelebration" and pass out candy hearts and goofy cards dressed like a fucking cherub RIGHT?! Take today for what it should be you ignorant cunts! Go to work and instead of acting like a bitch shitting on love do what you did in elementary school. Find the goofiest silly little cards stick a piece of shitty candy inside and seal it with a glittery heart sticker and pass them out. The nostalgia alone will bring a smile to everyone's face and maybe, just maybe, you won't feel like such a lonely little douche nozzle. And if that doesn't work fuck I dunno... Kill yourself I guess... It's your right after all isn't it?