For All You Assholes

Look I know that the title says "Daily" but I don't have that much time ok? Plus I can't be that angry all the time or I'll have burst a blood vessel! That and "Rambo's Once And A While Rants" just doesn't have the same ring now does it? So lets just assume that what the title means is that on any given day the Rambo has a rant to share with the world if it's not Punch Drunk Monday or can't hold it in until the next broadcast it can be posted here... If that's a problem and you cna't get past the title then maybe you'll be on the next installment of "Rambo's Rants" on A Little Punch Drunk!
Dicks...

Thursday, February 5, 2015

God Must Hate Me...

Ok let's just say that while you were at work some jackass decides to lose his damn mind a spew a litany of physical and violent threats to you in front of your co workers and at least one of the management staff and you sit down to talk to your boss about wanting to take these threats seriously so it doesn't continue to happen turning your job into a hostile work environment. Then assume that he says he'll look into it and act accordingly... (Uh huh) Then after a long day you'd love nothing more than to go home, have a drink, and kill something in a video game but you know there's no booze to be found. What do you think would be one f the last things you want to happen when you arrive at your door? If you guessed THE DOORKNOB CRUMBLES IM YOUR HAND YOUR RIGHT!!!! But it gets better folks. Because when I call "EMERGENCY FUCKING MAINTENANCE" TO FIX THE GAPING HOLE IN MY DAMN DOOR he says he'll be here at 7:30am... NOT 1 FUCKING AM WHEN I MAKE THE DAMN CALL!!! What the hell is wrong with everyone? Your on call shit head! That's the fucking point!!! I hope that some psychopath skips my fucking door to torture his family while he watches!!! At least then I'LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT NOT GETTING TO SLEEP TONIGHT BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK CAN SLEEP KNOWINT THAT THERES IS A GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING HOLE IN THE SHITTY FRONT DOOR THIS GHETTO COMPLEX PROVIDES!!! Son of a BITCH!!! Who do I have to kill to catch a fucking break in this world?! Show them to me and I'd gladly end their miserable fucking exsistance... Oh please please please tell me it's that fuck who's SUPPOSED TO BE ON CALL TO FIX THIS SHIT!!! I hope the property manager is getting a good nights rest because I'm gonna start his work day off rough... 
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