For All You Assholes

Look I know that the title says "Daily" but I don't have that much time ok? Plus I can't be that angry all the time or I'll have burst a blood vessel! That and "Rambo's Once And A While Rants" just doesn't have the same ring now does it? So lets just assume that what the title means is that on any given day the Rambo has a rant to share with the world if it's not Punch Drunk Monday or can't hold it in until the next broadcast it can be posted here... If that's a problem and you cna't get past the title then maybe you'll be on the next installment of "Rambo's Rants" on A Little Punch Drunk!
Dicks...

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Dad of the Year!

Ok so where should I begin? 
Crotch rocket father here is asking to lose his poor child. He is barely on the back of that wind up toy! His fat ass father is taking up too damn much room and his only hand hold is a bunch of fat folds!!! And like we've come to expect from these asshats he's ZIPPING IN AND OUT OF TRAFFIC... WITH HIS KID!!! Fuck me running...
Next we'll continue from the ground up...
CROCS?!?! CROCS IS YOUR FOOTWEAR OF CHOICE?! What the serious fuck will that protect you from?! Oh and the thin cotton pajama pants? What do when you pop a hard on your kid gets a better grip?! And he didn't dress that poor kid any better! Yeah sure he made him wear a helmet... One gold star... And speaking of helmets NICE ELBOW PAD JACKASS!!! Do as I say not as I do huh? I guess it's better off that way cause when when he cuts off the wrong redneck and his pickup truck and clips his bumper drops the bike and smashes his skull open on the black top before he gets run over by other drivers he won't have to take care of his paralyzed son who's head and brain were kept in tact while his limbs were torn off his little body when he too gets run over by oncoming traffic... 
Fuck...
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