Fuck You're Anti-Valentine's Day

Look I get it. You can be a lonely, bitter, worthless, fucking asshole. Or you could disagree with the consumerist aspect of the holiday. Or your delusional ego just can't let you see people have something you don't. But for fuck's sake can you please shut the fuck up about all your made up anti-Valentine's day bullshit and just let people enjoy a chance to be happy and do something nice for their significant other! Take a year off from plastering your social media pages with how much you HATE Valentine's Day and how you're "forever alone". And don't you fucking dare try to get us to pity you, or worse act like we should respect how strong you are that you can stand on your own today because you don't need someone to make you feel special! You're a sad sack of dog shit! I'm not celebrating the holiday, but guess what? I'm also not shitting on people who are! I'm not trying to seem somehow "Brave" for facing a fucking Tuesday by myself! It's fine if you do not want to join in the revelry. But stop shoving your bullshit down everyone's throat! Yeah let's have an Anti-Valentine's Day party where we'll all get drunk and I'll try to fuck someone to fill the gaping void in my life! Cause that's what most of you mouth breathers are saying with your Anti-Valentine's Day crap! Or worse those sub human slime balls crying in their wine because they couldn't find a fucking date on Tinder! Shut the fuck up, get dressed, and go out and have a real human interaction so long as you can divert your eyes away from your stupid smart phone long enough to catch the eye of someone you find attractive! All these dating sites are a fucking joke anyway. Crawl out from under the rock you live under, wash off the layer of muck that coats your personality, and take a chance night out to meet someone! Awwww, are all your friends too busy to hang out with you? GOOD! Grow up and meet someone new! But... but... but... How will I know if we have anything in common if it's not dressed up in a nice little profile page for me to swipe on? Well fuck-stick, if you go to a place centered around the theme of something that interests you your chances of meeting someone there who shares in that theme goes way the fuck up now doesn't it? It's common sense moron. Well my anxiety won't let me go out into those kinds of social... blah blah blah. Did you ever think that maybe part of the reason you get anxiety when considering going out into public by your lonesome stems from the fact that you basically hermit yourself away, stare at a fucking glowing screen all day long, and have no real meaningful human interaction with anyone outside of your little clique whose combined social interactive experience rates at about the high school level? Moral of the story. No one wants to deal with your shit and that's probably why, yet again, you will be alone on Valentine's Day today and for years to come. Rock on!