Let me start by saying FUCK FLORIDA CHRISTMAS!!! I am so sick and damn tired of these 70 degree or more winter fucking holidays. Seriously how can you get into the Christmas spirit when you're watching a bunch of ass-hats hopping around in shorts and sleeveless shirts?! Plus how the fuck can you cuddle up with someone by a fire when it's too damn hot to even hold one another?! Why would you drink hot coco when you're already sweating like a hellish pig?! And, of course it was raining today and if it was cold we would have had a white fuck Christmas!!! So what should I ride my sled through the swamps? Should I build a sandman?! I know I'll just get into a reclaimed water soaked mudball fight! All the while everyone is skipping around thanking their god for this ridiculous fucking heat like a group of mindless tourists!
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All I see online today is everyone having fun with friends and family. Kicking back, drinking, feasting, and making merry! Now there's nothing wrong with that in itself but, WHY THE FUCK DO SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK ON FUCKING CHRISTMAS?!?! Now it's one thing if I worked in a theme park. Yeah it sucks, but there's a lot of stupid mother-fuckers who go on vacation to theme parks ON CHRISTMAS!!! But noooo I have to sit in an empty fucking building pissed off and typing this rant while my three year old has Christmas without his fucking father! Realistically no one should have to work on Christmas. It's SUPPOSED to be about spending time with family not slaving over someone else's! And all you shitty fucking cock-mongers that DO go out and cause the environment that keeps families apart on holidays need to think about others for a god damned change! How fucking selfish are these people? They don't give one flying fuck about you and yours so long as they can be with THEIR family doing what THEY want it's a great fucking day right? And these pieces of shit made this kind of thing commonplace now! It's standard for most businesses to be open for family holidays. Greedy, unthinking, uncaring, disdainful, wastes of human existence are ruining things for everyone! I really wish that we could have a Purge Day sometimes so I could hunt these fuck-wits down and choke them with their own selfish entrails!
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