For All You Assholes

Look I know that the title says "Daily" but I don't have that much time ok? Plus I can't be that angry all the time or I'll have burst a blood vessel! That and "Rambo's Once And A While Rants" just doesn't have the same ring now does it? So lets just assume that what the title means is that on any given day the Rambo has a rant to share with the world if it's not Punch Drunk Monday or can't hold it in until the next broadcast it can be posted here... If that's a problem and you cna't get past the title then maybe you'll be on the next installment of "Rambo's Rants" on A Little Punch Drunk!
Dicks...

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Star-WhoReallyGivesAFuck?!

Ok how many of you really give a rats ass about this Starbucks cup bullshit? Anyone? A show of hands please...
Ok good SO LETS SHUT TGE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!! With everything wrong with our GOD damned country we wanna raise hell and pretend that Starbucks is anti Christmas/Christian. What kind of sinful ego could propel you cross wearing cock suckers to think it's an attack on you?! Aren't you, out of all the shitty, hell bound,pious pieces of human excremental idiocy, supposed to turn the other cheek? Jesus fucking Christ, first it's an attack on YOU PERSONALLY when two people of the same sex want to get married, and now your coffee has joined the ranks of Satan?! You all better hope there isn't a God or you'll be tossed into an unbearable eternity of Jewish songs, Hindu chants, Islamic food restrictions, Indian IT jobs, and Pagan rituals for your sheer lack of common fuck sense... Oh wait CHRISTMAS IS BASED ON A PAGAN GOD DAMNED HOLIDAY YOU FUCK STICKS!!! Shut the hell up, drink your damn peppermint frappuchino, and stop looking for reasons for you to pretend to be discriminated against and offended. Don't like what I'm saying? Good comment and I'll tell you again how fucking stupid you are... Oh and before we think too much about Christmas... Happy Fucking Thanksgiving Assholes!

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