So, today as I roll up on my motorcycle into a very busy gas station to grab a soda I see a miracle. Two empty parking spaces! So I go to park and move along until this ghetto ass deadlock wearing shit for brains piece of shit stops a car DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF BOTH FUCKING SPACES!!!! And like any red blooded American I first stare at them giving them the "c'mon you pieces of shit" look in hopes that they will look up see me wave and move 3 damn feet further so I can pull in... Of course not... These douche nozzles look right at me and go back to talking. SO I give them the horn over, and over, and over, and over... I even tell them to move in as nice a way a man in 80 degree heat straddling a roaring fucking engine can, "MOVE THE HELL OUTTA THE WAY YOUR BLOCKING THE ONLY TWO OPEN SPACES!" Finally shit for brains walks away and I pull in but as I'm getting up I see him walking up behind me I stand, turn, and stare at him. His response to my actions was, "What? You look like your sizing me up or something..."
Quick sidebar... I know interrupting my own rant is a strange and novel idea but it happens. What is it about big, bald, pierced, tattooed, white guy on a motorcycle screams HEY DIP SHIT FUCK WITH ME!!!? Sorry back to the rant.
My response is simply, "Nope just gonna let you pass... Ya know show a little manners... Try it some time..." So he gets all fucking pissed that I mouthed off to him but I don't give a shit... Go fuck yourself! Oh and here's a little PSA that you can all pass along to all the inconsideration, piece of shit, uneducated, insecure, wannabe rapper, half fucking retarded, ghetto, shit licking, cunt sacks in your lives. If there is a parking space within 20 feet of your destination... DON'T FUCKING DOUBLE PARK YOUR BEAT TO SHIT CAR YOU LAZY FUCKING KNOB GOBBLERS!!! PULL INTO THAT GOD DAMNED SPACE AND WAIT THERE, OR LEAVE YOUR CAR RUNNING THERE, AND IF YOU ARE BLOCKING SPACES (like you almost always are) BE READY FOR ME TO FIRE BOMB YOUR FUCKING CAR!!! I HOPE YOU DIE... GET BROUGHT BACK JUST TO DOUBLE PARK YOUR CAR AND HAVE SOMEONE RAM INTO YOU LEAVING YOU PARALYZED FROM YOUR NECK DOWN SO YOU GET TO LAY IN YOUR OWN FILTH AND WATCH AS YOU WASTE AWAY WITH NO ONE OR NOTHING AROUND YOU BUT REGRET...
If you want to live in society act like you deserve to be here...
